Saturday 12 July 2014

Minecraft Emo Skins

In Minecraft, nothing screams ten year old, like a kid with a skin, displaying them as a cool teenage emo. Most kids who wear these are only 10, and spend 6 hours a day, playing Minecraft.
Typical "emo skin"


Why do they do it? They probably look up to all the actual emos, and wish they were one. They think that just because in Minecraft they wear headphones and a jacket, they are cool... but everyone knows that they are not. 

These kids are commonly referred to as squealers, who are commonly open to harassment and "trolling" in Minecraft multiplayer. The problem is if they were less concerned about how they appeared in Minecraft, than they did in real life, and spent less time playing a game with strangers who may or may not be trolls, they would a) be less open to online harassment and b) not be dubbed as a teenage wannabe. 

My proof that most emos are 10 year olds:
-a)Their usernames are usually like: "skillerkiller1000000" and "Cool_max1111" and if thats what 17 year olds call themselves nowadays, then God help us.
-b) Have you ever seen a troll video when a kid got trolled? In every single one of those, the kid who ends up screaming or crying, has an emo skin on.

Conclusion- Be honest on the internet, because wearing a cool skin, with awesome headphones and slick bangs, is not really who you are is it? In fact Im pretty sure, you just look like this: 
You in real life
You in Minecraft 

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